Yesterday J-Man was reminding me that I am carrying his baby. This is a recurring theme that goes along with jokes about how early we can get a paternity test. Without going into crazy details about calendars and such, I think we all know this is J-Man's baby.
At any rate, he was reminding me of this fact in order to demand/request/assert that I eat things that a mini J-Man (um, J-boy or J-girl?) would eat.
I told him sure. No problem. I already am.
After all, I have never wanted salt so much in my entire life. This little gummy bear has got to be J-Man's!
I want potato chips. And crackers. Chipotle. And soy sauce (on my non-raw, sushi craving satisfying california roll only). Chicken noodle soup with less than the suggested amount of water added. Peanuts.
I want it all.
And on days like today where I somehow feel great and the doctor just gave me a ridiculous number of pounds to gain over the next 32 weeks, I fully intend on feeding J-Man's mini-him some combination of vegetables, fruits, dairy, water, whole grains and a splash or two or three or four of salt.
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