Lazy Song

I have a new weekend anthem and it comes from an adorable little package called Bruno Mars.

Despite having a wildly social weekend by recent standards (more posts likely to follow), we all know my favorite moments are still weekend naps.  The kind that leave you wondering what day it is when you wake up.  And make you smile because you still have more weekend ahead of you.  And are induced by too many pancakes and eggs.

Now, I'm no lyricist, but if I had a chance to adapt this song to really be Nicole the G's weekend anthem, I think it would go like this.

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to take three good naps
Don't feel like answering my phone
So text instead when you hear the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna unbutton my jeans
Then curl up with J-Man
Turn Wii Netflix on
Snuggle up real grand
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be dozing to a drama, forensics, justice, crime
Click to the CW for a teeny bopper find
Cause in my apartment I rule the land
Oh Oh

Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to catch up on sleep
Don't feel like shopping at the mall
So go ahead and skip that call
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
 Nothin' at all

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Nothin' At All
Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up, make the calls I hate making
Cuddle with my J-Man and cook him up some bacon
He's gonna scream out "This is great!" (I love pork! This is great!)

Yeah

We might hit the gym, try to raise our chill heartbeats
I bet then my doctor would be so proud of me

But nah that chick will just have to wait
Oh Oh

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to dream some good dreams
Don't feel like stepping foot outside
So sunshine, go on, pass me by
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything


No I ain't gonna brush my hair
'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Ohhh

I'll wait for laundry til next week
And why cook? There's delivery
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yes I Said It
I Said It
I Said It 'Cause I Can


Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to take three good naps
Don't feel like charging up my phone
So text instead when you hear the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothin' at all

Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Nothin' at all
Woo Hoo Ooh
Woo Hoo Ooh Ooooh Ooh Ooh
Nothin' at all