Game Night with the G's: as told through my subconscious...
10am: J-Man thinks I didn't clean enough last time we had a party? What? I should give him the silent treatment
10:10am - We're too old for the silent treatment. When my parents aren't around I should be a sensible adult and make up, even though I still totally disagree. I cleaned a lot. And cooking is a chore.
12pm: Wal-Mart has sooo many options! What to choose? Makings for spinach/artichoke dip - yes. Makings for meatballs - yes. (do you know what two ingredients make the best meatball sauce of all time?) Makings for Mac-n-Cheese - yes. Makings for pumpkin cake - oh yes! Makings for veggie platter - definitely. Apple-O gummies - J-Man's alotted impulse buy of the day - success.
3pm: Oops, who knew a dry Christmas tree could make such a mess being dragged down an apartment hallway and stairs? Are we those tenants?
4pm: I hate cleaning. J-Man was probably right this morning. I won't tell him just yet. Glad I didn't overdo that silent treatment thing
5pm: Eh, no one needs to see our bedroom right? Let's just cook.
6pm: I need a distraction. I should shower. A clean house probably means nothing if I'm stinky McG.
7pm: Oh no, we don't have friends. No one is going to come. RSVPs mean nothing. Let's play wii
8pm: We do have friends. Phew. This'll be good
10pm: Scrabble is getting intense. How can I hold in my bursting competitive thoughts?! I need to keep from saying "Just play your stupid tiles, I could beat you with my eyes closed. ARGH" (editor's note: I wasn't even playing the game. Just watching. Internal Scrabble Beast is hard to tame)
11pm: We girls are amazingly good at Catchphrase. Pity points for the boys.
12am: I should record the best quotes of Pop 5 tonight. Pop 5 is the best game ever. Ever. EVER!
Funnies 1/29
"surprise death" (stop, drop, and roll)
food --> seabiscuit (? - does it matter?)
that's "udderly" ridiculous (Don't have a cow, man)
What's that one w/ Fran Dresher? (Princess Bride)
boob zombie (ray bans)
1am: Scattergories is much harder when I'm sleepy.
2am: Our apartment looks like a food and wine bomb exploded. Clean tonight? Clean tomorrow? Tomorrow it is!
8am: Internal clock wake-up call. What happened here? Did we eat allll that food? And the taquitos in the freezer? Is there a single clean dish in this place? Did someone eat meatballs out of a cup?!?
9am: comfortably wrapped in the Mexican blanket on the couch. Place looks back to how it did 24 hours ago. Lazy sunday here I come
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